Verdict Enthusiast Gifts

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

'We find the defendant guilty of the hanky, but not the panky.'

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Filling the Missile Gap

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

First Prize!

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

X-RAY

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

The Election Strategy

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Question man

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',