Undecided Enthusiast Gifts

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

A man cheers

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Clandestine cows.

X-RAY

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

'I'll do half of it.'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'If you remove all the gray areas, you take all the fun out of the law.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'