Undecided Explorer Gifts

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Polar bear bowling alley

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The Lost World: You are Here

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Choice hellhole

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Rainbow/Horizon

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

The Fall from Pisa

Yonder

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"Scientists believe the mysterious asteroid, known as 'Oumaumau', may be a space probe, a discarded solar sail or a huge alien turd."

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"All I get is a bird's eye view."