Undecided Explorer Prints

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The Lost World: You are Here

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Choice hellhole

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Rainbow/Horizon

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Yonder

"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"