Undecided Enthusiast Pillows

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

A man cheers

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Clandestine cows.

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Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

'I'll do half of it.'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'If you remove all the gray areas, you take all the fun out of the law.'

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'