Value Enthusiast Gifts

'Much cheaper than charity shops!'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Ladies by the seaside

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Grandma's caf

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"How soon will this be a remnant

Why markets crash.

"I love these old decorations!"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

1930's Lady.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Historic Bank Jobs.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Jumping Wall Street.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.