Values Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, apparently a mission statement and a value statement are not the same thing."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

X-RAY

'Look a huge bird!'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Man and woman with laundry

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"E"

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'