Values And Virtues Enthusiast Gifts

Boy Scout: 'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Others will fight for you

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Burning love

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

The Dilemma of a Whistle Blower

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

"Well, apparently a mission statement and a value statement are not the same thing."

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

Arabian Buyer

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

You don't need to use air quotes for your own words, Mr. Lincoln.

"I'm sorry - till when do us part?"

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."

GOLDEN RULE: 'High moral fiber cereal,'

"Mom, please take her and teach her morals, manners, and chores."

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

Quote du Jour: Gen. Mark Milley

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'