Values And Virtues Enthusiast Pillows

Boy Scout: 'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Others will fight for you

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Burning love

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

"Well, apparently a mission statement and a value statement are not the same thing."

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

The Dilemma of a Whistle Blower

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

Arabian Buyer

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."

GOLDEN RULE: 'High moral fiber cereal,'

"Mom, please take her and teach her morals, manners, and chores."

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

I'm BAD deal with it

Quote du Jour: Gen. Mark Milley

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

"I thought I still had lots of fire in the belly for this job, but it turned out to be gas."