Traditional Values Enthusiasts Pillows

Progress.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Folk Wedding

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Baptism Then and Now

Graffiti on guard's horse

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Maypole

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Shall I be mother?

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."