Traditional Values Pillows

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

'Hit him again Martha he still hasn't repented...'

Returning Home

'Do you remember Paul Waterson? He was in your class at school.' - 'Vaguely, yes.' - 'He got married last year and they had a beautiful baby girl last week. His parents are just thrilled!' - 'Oh, right.' - 'You're holding up the show. Capiche?' - 'Eh?'

"Stanley, most men check their email and phone messages at the breakfast table. Why do you still insist on conversing?"

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I love these old decorations!"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

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