Traditional Societies Pillows

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Pearly King and Queen

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I love these old decorations!"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Out of kilter.

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Christmas on Other Planets.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."