Traditional Living Pillows

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Are you ever worried people will see all the stuff you put online? Not at all … because I don't put anything online. I'm not on Facebook, I'm not on Twitter, and I conduct all my business in person so they can be charmed by the twinkle in my mustache. You are looking at a man who's totally off the grid, little buddy. It's like talking to a Neanderthal. I also shave with a razor-sharp sliver of granite my grandfather bequeathed unto me.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'Bring out yer books!'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Graffiti on guard's horse

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Folk Wedding

Baptism Then and Now

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Maypole

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."