Traditional Living Pillows

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Baptism Then and Now

Folk Wedding

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Maypole

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."