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Motherhood and Apple Pie.

'Hit him again Martha he still hasn't repented...'

Returning Home

'Do you remember Paul Waterson? He was in your class at school.' - 'Vaguely, yes.' - 'He got married last year and they had a beautiful baby girl last week. His parents are just thrilled!' - 'Oh, right.' - 'You're holding up the show. Capiche?' - 'Eh?'

"Stanley, most men check their email and phone messages at the breakfast table. Why do you still insist on conversing?"

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Man Reading Laptop.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Graffiti on guard's horse

Baptism Then and Now

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Luddite Zoom.

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."