Something without the sexual connotation, please.
Traditional Values Defender Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows featuring designs that honor their dedication to classic virtues. A thoughtful gift for relaxation and encouragement.
"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"
Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.
'Bring out yer books!'
Toy Shops and Educated Children
Search for Rare Bitcoin
"I love these old decorations!"
"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."
Li'l Bill meets destiny.
Time for Tea!
"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."
Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'
Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"
'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'
'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'
Baptism Then and Now
Graffiti on guard's horse
'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'
'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'
'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'
'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'
'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'
"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."
"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."
'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''
Luddite Zoom.
Books On Paper
"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."
How Staring Contests Change
I'm sorry, but we don't carry artificial trees. They're mostly imported and made of environmentally awful vinyl. What material do you recommend? Tree's Tree Nursery. Wood.
"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"
"Not apple pie again!"
'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'
I still use horses to plow my fields!
Weathermans old fashioned tactics
Traditional Values Defender Pillows Collection
Traditional Values Defender Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that celebrate traditional values—perfect for starting the day with a dose of pride and humor.
Traditional Values Defender Prints
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Traditional Values Defender T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts that showcase their dedication to classic virtues with wit and style.