Conservative Values Pillows

GO Pee

Reagacentennial

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

The great Tea Bag Scam!

Rush Limbaugh

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

Voice of the GOP

Trump

Rishi Sunak

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

Al Baldasaro

Right wing parties in Europe.

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

A simple guide to political right philosophy

Steve Bannon

Limbaugh and the GOP.

"We need a leader who is not afraid to dream incremental dreams."

Something without the sexual connotation, please.

Randolph Churchill appointed Chancellor

"Devin Nunes is a Great American."

Anti-protest laws and the 1st Amendment

"Fred Homerson! How are you? How's the wife? The kids? The traditional family values?"

When Atlas shrugs it off.

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Parasite

Ronald Reagan

Compassionate conservative furniture...buy furniture today! The homeless need the cartons!'

Vote for less government.

Join the Tea Party, Survival of the most fit party.

All this snow makes it even easier to keep Obama from getting anything done!

Get Christmas Done - Turkeys / Brexit