Value Enthusiast Pillows

'Much cheaper than charity shops!'

Sir Winston Churchill

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Second hand furniture.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I love these old decorations!"

Grandma's caf

Ladies by the seaside

"How soon will this be a remnant

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Jumping Wall Street.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

1930's Lady.

Historic Bank Jobs.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'