Consensus Enthusiast Gifts

What Compromise Looks Like.

"Good boy."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Group Think Time

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Collective Psyche

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'He started it!'

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."