Controversy Enthusiasts Gifts

'We have good news and bad news. The good news is we've developed a credible spin for the bad news...'

"They were my friends until I raised a controversial issue on social media."

MAGA

"Looks like I got in right under the wire."

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

Telekinetics on strike...

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Trump returns home

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

"No aliens"

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."