Controversy Enjoyer Gifts

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Nun Fight.

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

What do you suggest we do about this?

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."

'You're looking well.'