Controversy Enjoyer Mugs

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Nun Fight.

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

What do you suggest we do about this?

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Tesla Shares Tanking Into Swastika

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."

'You're looking well.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'