Controversy Aficionado Mugs

Pauline Hansen - Ex fish and chip shop proprietor and ex Australian politician.

Trump is buried in an hourglass

Trump will say anything....

'I'll consider it serious, when the Sandra Fluke incident causes my good far-right Republican friends to start dropping me.'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

Corporate Darwinism

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

'...And now, stay tuned for 'America's Funniest Presidential Debates'!'

'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Poetry debate

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

This IS a polarized electorate!

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

'Hardly any religion gets into chemistry, quite a bit gets into biology, and we're up to our necks in it.'

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

Tennis corruption

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

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