Controversy Aficionado Mugs

"..and in the blue corner....biter of ears, raper of women."

Pauline Hansen - Ex fish and chip shop proprietor and ex Australian politician.

Douche Tracker

Trump is buried in an hourglass

Trump will say anything....

'I'll consider it serious, when the Sandra Fluke incident causes my good far-right Republican friends to start dropping me.'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

Corporate Darwinism

Boardroom sacrifice - 'Then we agree - the shareholders don't have to know what transpired here today.'

Mary Trump

'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

'...And now, stay tuned for 'America's Funniest Presidential Debates'!'

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

Poetry debate

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

Tennis corruption

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

Move Ahead with Basel III!

Cherchez la femme

This IS a polarized electorate!

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'Hardly any religion gets into chemistry, quite a bit gets into biology, and we're up to our necks in it.'

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.