Controversy Enthusiasts Prints

'We have good news and bad news. The good news is we've developed a credible spin for the bad news...'

"They were my friends until I raised a controversial issue on social media."

MAGA

"Looks like I got in right under the wire."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

Telekinetics on strike...

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Trump returns home

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"No aliens"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

Sauce close to the PM.

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'