Consensus Enthusiast Pillows

What Compromise Looks Like.

"Good boy."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Collective Psyche

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

"At least we agree to disagree."

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'He started it!'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."