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'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Good boy."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Oligarchy

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Skeptic Tank.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Now that's a win."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

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