Deliberation Enthusiast Gifts

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Good boy."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Oligarchy

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Skeptic Tank.

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"Now that's a win."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'