Decisiveness Enthusiast Gifts

Carl was never one to waver. He always changed his mind with great determination.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"I might just get a pie."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

Fork in the trail.

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Illogic Tree

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

A man's health care options.

Question man

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

Digital or analog elevators.

Tasting Zoo

No Coin Flipping

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

"A big decision has to be made. Assemble all my 'yes' men."