Indecisive Adventurer Gifts

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'Just too many choices.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"This is our corporate evaluation pond. If you can survive a 15 minute swim, then you are management material."

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'Well, we made it.'

"Agh! My back is stiff. I think I need a new mattress."

"Well, we're all in agreement. We must be overlooking something."

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

"Just Breathe, and think to yourself, 'what does my heart truly desire?'"

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

Supermarket Aisles.

'I'm a man of my word! Once I've made a wrong decision, I stick to it!'

'Are you sure this is legal?'

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

"Honey, am I getting the cauliflower crust pizza, or the pizza crust cauliflower?"