Impulsive Adventurer Gifts

'Drunk? Come in and get a tattoo!'

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Now you can send it."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Imagination Navigation.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Tiger Costume

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Shoot For The Moon

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Wild Cow.

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"...it's another metal detector."

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"That movie was very familiar...a cute little girl who hangs out with monsters from a secret world."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

"Papi, I heard something!"