Indecisive Champion Gifts

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Bad for you but to die for

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

'Just too many choices.'

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

'Decisions, decisions!'

'Determined little guy.'

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

Supermarket Aisles.

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"

"Two eggs, any style? My mind is reeling."

"The report says our leadership skills are poor, what can we do?"

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

'Dear, do you think I need this book on decision making?'

"Can't decide? Why don't I bring you a gift certificate. You could give it to someone who can."

Why we always fail.

Man in car at a crossroads. Right is 'Dollars' and left is 'Donuts'.

Which magazine?

Chosing between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.