Deliberation Devotees Pillows

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Courage. Love.

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

2016 election squabbles!

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

News of the Day - Conciliatory attitude of those who called themselves 'Moderate Party'

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

Brexit

'I don't like what you've done to my yala sign.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Night of the Living Well-Read

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"Have you ever thought about becoming a duck?"

The press offers different interpretations of the same speech.

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."