Debate Devotees Pillows

Lawyers

"Fellow Democrats! If we want to win in 2020 we have to appeal to either the white working class or young women and people of color. It's either or."

Donald Trump

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Skeptic Tank.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

2016 election squabbles!

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."