Debate Devotee Pillows

"It wasn't a lie, Senator, it was a larger truth."

Conference Bingo

"I've got a legal opinion that says your legal opinion is nothing more than a legal opinion."

NRA Ideas

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"They're livestreaming Trump vs. Pelosi!"

"I bet that under your preachy, holier-than-thou attitude is another preachy, holier-than-thou attitude."

"Come back! I promise I won't talk about politics again!"

List of pros List of cons Congressional Roll Call -or- Sizing up the situation

Anti-Trumpism vaccine

"The judge looks focused, today. I think he won't listen to your diversionary BS arguments today."

Whack a Chump

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.

"Don't forget - I was manipulating the will of the people before manipulating the will of the people was cool."

Brexit

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

Clinton waving cat toy at Trump

2016 election squabbles!

Elections 2016: "They all sound so good. I can't decide."

"Cut expenses, not increase taxes!"

2016: The Contendahs

"Here is a fresh bipartisan idea!"

Dancing on thin ice...

'Obama suppressed the vote!'

Labour Looms Large on the Horizon

"Too many debates! Now they're debating who were the best 'American idol' winners."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Why don't you leave us alone, and spread your OWN wealth?'

'No fair! -- You've got more ROOM for earmarks!'

'I tried being deluded by optimism. That didn't work.'

'You can't say that all your campaign promises were slips of the tongue!'

'It's not perfect, but health care reform will eliminate a lousy credit rating as a pre-existing condition.'

'Wait...there's going to be somebody in that chair??'

Lotus Position: 'I'm a fiscal conservative, but a liberal on social issues and the environment...'