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'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

Courage. Love.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

2016 election squabbles!

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

Chris Froome

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"Don't forget - I was manipulating the will of the people before manipulating the will of the people was cool."

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'I don't like what you've done to my yala sign.'

Brexit

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

Lars, do have that CD I lent you? It got stuck in the CD player. I think it's a herniated disc.

News of the Day - Conciliatory attitude of those who called themselves 'Moderate Party'

Vote Smith. That guy is a perpetual candidate - He's always running for something. He has a "promising" career!

The Good News about Michael Bloomberg Is That He Won't Bug You

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Night of the Living Well-Read

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

The press offers different interpretations of the same speech.

"Have you ever thought about becoming a duck?"