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"As you can see our policy on overdrafts has changed."

'With our spending out of control, we need to name our new budget, 'Bankruptcy Cliff'!'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

2016 election squabbles!

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Life plan

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Brexit

'I don't like what you've done to my yala sign.'

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

News of the Day - Conciliatory attitude of those who called themselves 'Moderate Party'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"I'm just saying, if you keep insisting we seriously discuss problems and work on solutions, we're stuck here all afternoon!"

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"Have you ever thought about becoming a duck?"

"Wow...this is the best current events report I've seen in a while. How about....'A'!"

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