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Life plan

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'It's your debt to society.'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"Our flag means debt."

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

"Someday this will all be yours!"

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

'This extraordinary first sign of life...A European crisis agreement has a long and perilous journey ahead before it has any hope of developing into a fully-grown Greek bailout deal...'

Italy Shackled by the Euro Debt Crisis

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

The intellectual and the wise

"I remember when he was a cute little pup...now he's become a ravenous monster..!"

"With a wave of my magic wand, I declare all government programs free."

"As you can see our policy on overdrafts has changed."

Debt - Restructured Debt

'Don't worry, the money we're throwing at the economy is not US taxpayer money. It's borrowed money.'

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."