Determination Devotees Pillows

The tortoise and the Harley.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Courage. Love.

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"Bonk!"

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"The following problem is not recommended for some viewers, or so our attorneys have advised us to say..."

Self-made man from the school of Hard Knocks.

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"I couldn't put it down."

"I've done it – I've found the most basic particle!"

"Your training begins just as it did with the masters of old... with positive affirmations and five minutes of low-impact cardio."

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'