Revenge Fan Gifts

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Revenge Graffiti.

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Revenge of the Mallards.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

"That bass isn't bad."

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

'This is going to be a long day.'

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

Revenge of the little fish.

The Chicken's Revenge.

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

Snail orders 'hommes' in a restaurant.

Slug Revenge