Revenge Fan Gifts

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Revenge Graffiti.

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Revenge of the Mallards.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

Tunnel of Vengeance.

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Newspaper Co. Sports Desk. Ernie, we need headlines for our series of articles on sports stars trying to revive their careers. Let's start with the Australian athlete. "Boomerang Thrower's Comeback." A basketball player bulked up to become competitive again. "Hoopster Muscles Way to Rebound"! The tennis star overcame a serious illness and is back on the court. "Tennis Champ Rallies: Makes Exciting Return"! The skier, on the other hand, had to retire. He's a politician in a dirty electi

"That bass isn't bad."

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

'This is going to be a long day.'

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

The Chicken's Revenge.

Revenge of the little fish.

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

Snail orders 'hommes' in a restaurant.