Revenge Tale Fan Gifts

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Revenge had come.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

Ginger Snaps.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Tunnel of Vengeance.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

Revenge of the Mallards.

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

'The scruffy gits Fawkes.'

Revenge of the little fish.

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

The Chicken's Revenge.