Revenge Tale Fan Gifts

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Revenge had come.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

Ginger Snaps.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Revenge of the Mallards.

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

The Chicken's Revenge.

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

Revenge of the little fish.

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

'The scruffy gits Fawkes.'

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"