Revenge Tale Lover Gifts

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

J. R. R. Tolkien

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Revenge had come.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Revenge Graffiti.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Ginger Snaps.

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Revenge of the Mallards.

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

"In my day, we didn't ask for a raise, we demanded one!"

Tunnel of Vengeance.

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Live Bait.

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

Revenge of the Terror Elk

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

The Chicken's Revenge.

Ralph Rackstraw and Josephine HMS Pinafore

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

Revenge of the little fish.

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."