Revenge Storyteller Gifts

Revenge had come.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Ginger Snaps.

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

"When I was a boy, I had to walk five miles through the snow to change the channel."

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Revenge of the Mallards.

Live Bait.

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

Revenge of the Terror Elk

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.