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Revenge had come.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Ginger Snaps.

When I was your age, I had to walk five miles through snow to skip school.

"When I was a boy, I had to walk five miles through the snow to change the channel."

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

Tunnel of Vengeance.

Live Bait.

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

Revenge of the Mallards.

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

Revenge of the Terror Elk

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."