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'Well, well, well...look who dropped his little sword!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Revenge had come.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

Ginger Snaps.

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

"Wow! You're the spitting image of a junior executive I fired last week!"

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Revenge of the Mallards.

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

Tunnel of Vengeance.

"Say, 'when'...Hello?...Guys?..."

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings