Revenge Tales Pillows

'Well, well, well...look who dropped his little sword!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Revenge had come.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'Oh, just my old war injury acting up.'

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

Ginger Snaps.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

"Wow! You're the spitting image of a junior executive I fired last week!"

Revenge of the Mallards.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"