Revenge Stories Lover Pillows

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Revenge had come.

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Revenge Graffiti.

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

Ginger Snaps.

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

Mouse on mouse action.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

Tunnel of Vengeance.

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Live Bait.

Revenge of the Mallards.

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

"What?"

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

Border Security

"My messy divorce actually led to romance. The lawyers fell in love."

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

Romance Writer

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Revenge of the Terror Elk