Revenge Stories Lover Pillows

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Revenge had come.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Revenge Graffiti.

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Ginger Snaps.

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Live Bait.

Revenge of the Mallards.

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

Mouse on mouse action.

"What?"

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

Romance Writer

"My messy divorce actually led to romance. The lawyers fell in love."

Border Security

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Revenge of the Terror Elk

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"Baldo...I...I don't know what to say."