Revenge Story Lover Pillows

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"See how it feels"

Revenge had come.

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Revenge Graffiti.

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

Ginger Snaps.

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

"Okay, these are the documents we need to sue your ex for child support, and if we can convince the court it's not too out off line, to have the words, 'lying, cheating b*****d' tattooed on his forehead."

"My ex weighs at least 5 lbs and is 23 inches. He usually hangs around the old dock, and prefers worms. Remember, you didn't hear it from me..."

Live Bait.

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

"The curse has been set – your ex's shoes will now squeak in the quietest of settings."

"Say, 'when'...Hello?...Guys?..."

Tunnel of Vengeance.

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."