Revenge Pillows

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Revenge had come.

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Snail trap

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

Tunnel of Vengeance.

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Revenge of the Mallards.

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

Business Widow's Revenge

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"