Revenge Gifts

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Revenge had come.

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Snail trap

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

Revenge of the Mallards.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

Business Widow's Revenge

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."

"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

Revenge of the little fish.

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

"Remember me? I'm the guy you fired three years ago.. Guess where I'm working now!"

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"