Revenge Enthusiast Gifts

'Remember me, George? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never be able to get a job.'

A pet fish in a fishbowl thinks about keeping his owner in a fishbowl.

"When I return to public office, some people had better watch out."

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

'I was at death's door, when I remembered there were still a few people I had to get even with.'

Revenge of the Mallards.

'The customer you short-weighted is back for her pound of flesh.'

'You forgot my birthday.' - 'Sorry, it would serve me right if you forgot mine next Thursday.'

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

Bad breakup, huh?

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"How long are you going to do this?"

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

"You slept with my wife. You will pay for this!"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

'Please enter your pin now.'

"See how it feels"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

"...Then she took the divorce settlement money...and set up a company that's putting me out of business."

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Revenge Graffiti.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

Intermediate Slouching.

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'