Revenge Artist Gifts

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Revenge had come.

"In the hat! In the hat!"

Revenge Graffiti.

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

Revenge of the Mallards.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'No, it's not number four either, but he does look like my ex-husband. Yeah, let's go with number four.'

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

Live Bait.

Birds throw egg at man roasting a bird.

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

"As you persist in pretending to throw that stick, I have retrieved something else. See you in Hell, Hal."

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"What?"

"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."